The Spovangelist

Unsurprisingly, the well-meaning mobsters from NC failed to set the world record for largest water balloon fight Bloomsday Sunday. At around 3:15 a dwindling crowd of mostly high school students were already starting to dry off in the pre-summertime heat. Spovangelist diagnoses this minor disappointment as a simple case of “Too Little Too Late”. The [...]

Apparently some recent North Central grads want to set a record for the world’s largest water balloon fight over Bloomsday Sunday. The last time this happened was in Sydney, Australia in 2006. The event was sponsored by Xbox and involved 2,849 participants throwing ~55,000 balloons. Before that the record was held by a group in [...]