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Chicken Suit For The Soul

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Super Bowl Sunday. You:  Tall, dimples and seem pretty hungry from what I can tell. I saw you outside the Pizza Hut parking lot on 3rd and Maple. Me: I’m a cheap date, only 50 cents. I eat right. The farmers scatter corn for me. I eat a lot of that…not too much though LOL. My favorite feature is my yellow plumage. I even won a red ribbon for plumage at 4H. Friends say I look like a young Big Bird. I keep in shape by flapping my wings every morning. I’m not religious but I’m very spiritual. Likes: Football, NASCAR, pecking. Dislikes: Ovens, broilers, roasters…because, I’m a chicken! Call, email or honk.

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