The Spovangelist

What’s safe about sex under an overpass? Found leaving Browne’s Addition heading towards Downtown. Really, it seems like the best mediocre high school metal band name. Much like the double rainbow, I ask myself what it all means.

Instead of buying those boxes of Valentines, or candy hearts, or whatever else you do, I suggest bumping up the romance in your life with this little number: Because nothing tells your S.O., crush, or life partner you care like an especially orange Burt. You can find an already-printed version of this, in addition to [...]

They’re advertising Titanic in 3D at AMC downtown. Awkward timing, guys. I usually escape to the hallway during the scary parts of movies (i.e. any time people start shooting or the music gets loud for any other reason.) Did so today and found the echos of nobody going to see a movie in the hallway [...]

 News bits and other stuff. Olympia suffered a bad case of snowpocalypse last week, just a week into the 2012 legislative session. Besides power outages and snow angels, legislators are talking about: A $2 billion infrastructure bond Creating a state bank Legalizing gay marriage A half-penny sales tax increase Creating charter schools in Washington State KYLY web producer [...]

Talking about sports is shockingly easy. You don’t even have to watch sports, you just have to listen to sports radio while you get ready in the morning. I do watch sports, particularly football. The key to enjoying football is to watch it with people who don’t mind a streaming commentary on the social implications [...]