When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong: Parking at its Finest

Portland, OR and Austin, TX have whole campaigns dedicated to keeping their cities weird. Though Spokane is not weird in the hipster-artsy way Portland and Austin are, Spokane is super weird all on it’s own. Sometimes even scary weird. Because of that The Spovangelist is going to begin to celebrate this weirdness by featuring the totally bizarre all around Spokane in the form of photos and commentary.

Because we can’t be everywhere at once, we are taking submissions at thespovangelist@gmail.com. The only things we won’t publish are things that aren’t funny or interesting and photos or commentary that specifically make fun of one person or a group of people based on race, creed, sexual identity, ablity or gender because we’re nice people.

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This go round we ran into a questionable parking situation. The conversation at the point of impact had to go like this:

“What a massive parking spot. I think I may try my luck at parallel parking.”

“Oh no Dale you just backed into another car! You know parallel parking isn’t your strong suit.”

“Well I can just leave a business card…”

“How about we just leave the car on their bumper instead of the business card”

“That’s a genius idea, I left my last business card on that jeep a few miles back anyway.”

You know, because logic runs this city.